May 2012
35 posts
The human body is pretty cool.
Skeleton: Hey guys, I'll lay the base you can all chill around me
Brain: I'll be the hub if something happens I'll let you know. I also make ideas and stuff
Heart: I'll pump the blood and keep you alive
Lungs: I'll make sure we get air. Leave breathing up to me!
Stomach: I'll dissolve all your food and stuff, no worries here
Liver: Yo I'll separate all the bad shit from good shit and do some other stuff too, we cool homies
Skin: I'll protect all you other guys from the elements. I'm tough as a bear
Appendix: Haha I'm just gonna sit here relaxing, and if I feel like it I might explode down the line and maybe kill you if not taken care of, hahaha.
Skeleton: ...
Brain: ...
Appendix: hahahaha
Heart: ...
Lungs: ...
Appendix: haha
Stomach: ...
Appendix: ha...
Liver: ...
Skin: ...
Appendix: I'm still gonna do it.
“Depression is humiliating. It turns intelligent, kind people into zombies who...”
– EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS.
Depression is not a synonym for being sad or having a bad day/bad week.
It’s not a PHASE. It’s not a CHOICE. It’s not LAZINESS.
spread the word guys.
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April 2012
20 posts
Five Lessons About How To Treat People →
-damaged:
1. First Important Lesson - “Know The Cleaning Lady”
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired...
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